Planet Ents: Japanese Jungle

Days are shortening, rain creeps down the windowsills and even the Luas has decided that the gales outside are too much for anyone to endure.As the Summer withers and dies we all need something to remind us that out beyond the grey walls of Trinity college and across many seas lies a great green yonder, a world of hanging vines, the serpentine and leaves that are the main ingredient in…good times 

The natural world is nothing short of big dick energy, lions, tigers and bears – oh yurt. And there’s literally no one on this Planet Earth (TM) with the authority, prestige and Daddy vibes to show you how to party in the Jungle other than David Attenborough himself.For Mr Attenborough’s next series he will transport his viewers across the Himalayas, over the Tibetan plateau and above the Japanese Archipelago exploring the fog clouded, cherry blossomed canopies of Opium rainforest Camden Street.The series will air from ( insert date and time here) and is rated strictly 18+ for mature & adult content.

The World is vast and you, you my friends are oh so small. Lose yourself in an ocean of popical-tropical beats, jungle disco fever and frenzied guerrilla house as we bring you a night lost in the wilderness.Trinity Ents Exploration company will be rewarding the most punctual travellers with a rare and precious artefact, a Carte-Boarde cut-out mask of non other than our guiding light himself Sir David Attenborough. 

However should you miss this precious offering do not be disheartened, guaranteed cheaplist will be offered to all revellers who shed their human hides for the evening and immersive themselves in the animal world, leopard print, plastic claws and raw meat between your teeth, all encouraged, all expected. The prize for best dressed is a guaranteed free ticket to ANY Trinity Ents event in Michealmas term so get scheming. 

With full scale, met gala quality decorations and visuals, 3 different music rooms and a potential appearance from the great man himself, there’s no reason for you not to go for a walk on the wild side on (insert date) with Trinity Ents holding the torch.Finally to quote the legend – “I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored.” All so we could discover the rest with all of you xx.Tickets onsale – -Early Bird 5€Costume 7€Door Price 10€

Venue

Opium 26 Wexford St
Dublin 2
Co. Dublin
D02 HX93
Ireland